Are You Querying a Manuscript or Trying to Have a Baby? / Megan Hanlon

 

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“It only takes one.”

“You can always make another.”

“Have you thought about doing it this new way? It was recommended by an expert website.”

“Just relax. You’re trying too hard.”

“Don’t focus so much on yourself when you do it. You want your voice to come through, but not so loud.”

“Try to enjoy the process!”

“I’m sure someone else would feel different.”

“Have you asked ChatGPT for help?”

“It can take a long time for this to work. I know people who had to try for years.”

“Negative responses are very common.”

“Bend over. This will only hurt a little.”

“You’re still doing better than the people who aren’t even trying!”

“Whatever you do, don’t ask ChatGPT for help.”

“Never worked for me. Nobody asked to see my full.”

“A little bleeding is normal.”

“Have you considered switching to third person?”

“While there was much to love in your attempt, I’m afraid this didn’t do it for me.”